Cracker Barrel: December 2007

December 20, 2007

December 17, 2007

Christmas invitation

This is what it is all about, but we forget sometimes.

December 10, 2007

How Smart is Your Right Foot?

How smart is Your Right Foot?
(If you are left handed, use your left foot)

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............This will boggle
your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can
outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift
your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right
Hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so !!! And there's nothing you can do about it !!!!

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are
going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

For Those Who Know Everything

· The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

· No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

· Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.

· You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

· Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

· The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

· The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

· American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

· Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

· Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

· Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

· The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

· Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

· PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

· The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

· It is possible to lead a cow up stairs...but not down stairs.

· A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

· Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

· Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." (who thinks up this stuff???) The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

· And the best for last....

· Turtles can breathe through their butts.

December 05, 2007

Awwww...Leave it to a Kid!

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the crèche when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. He hurried outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get your passenger, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got Him at church."

"And why did you take Him?"

The boy explained, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told Him if He would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give Him a ride around the block in it."

An Early MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!