- Mimicking the Moos: Cow Emotions
- Moos or Baas? They are white and move!
- Roos or Moos? Black faces and butts collide.
- Motel Beds: Sleeping Apparatus or Bowl of Jello – You Decide!
- Flying Water and Ice: Does Chris need the Drunk Sippy Cup?
- Creepy Stare: The Zone
- Not your child’s Veggie Tales: ‘these dishes are faded/the edges are shit/this rose is on backwards/and this one is flipped’
- “I feel the need. The need to pee.”
- “If I move, Kandi will wake up.”
- “Look – a big bull head!”
- “I’ve wanted one of those my whole life!” (4-yr-old girl in store)
-“It’s 1am. We are on vacation! Let’s get up and go do stuff!” “SHUT UP!”
- Being stalked by 2 biker couples in Keystone.
- Tasty pea-shooters.
- Mixed-up words galore.
- Forgetting how to talk.
- FRIENDS
- Free notepad
- How did you choose this hotel? Because it had a fridge and microwave in the room!
- Mooing and oinking at cows.
- If The Fonse was a cow, what would he sound like?
- Saving edibles for later. And the funny looks from waiters.
- No need for ginkgo – I wasn’t forgotten!
- Watching Brits eat their hamburgers and salad with fork and knife.
- Bouncing off the bed.
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