~ Worst First ~

- Bad bathrooms – esp. hotel bathroom (lilac flavored pee!)
- Glorified port-a-potties in Badlands (smelled really bad! Almost as bad as the hotel bathroom).
- No bathrooms when needed.
- Having to pay $5 for crappy, old, freezer burned ice cream just so we could use a bathroom in Keystone.
- Maple-flavored Orange Sherbet Truffle
- Really bad Mt. Rushmore chocolate (gasp!)
- Wet chocolate (cooler leaked melted ice into chocolate containers)
- Car dealership not getting car done in timely manner.
- Truck with camper almost rolling in front of us.
- Idiots Out Wandering Around squeezing a semi…
-…and then pinching us!
- Keystone had no gas stations (a TTT*, no less!!)…
-…so we almost ran out of gas on Mt. Rushmore.
- Allergies so bad that Osgood needed allergy meds!
- Cold showers (Janet seems prone to them)
- SLOW DRIVERS!
- Sunburned heads.
- Biting flies – them biting us, not the other way around.
- Photo-nuts family in the cave.
- Crabby children everywhere.
- Bumps in Roads (and the last of our allergy meds being eaten by Osgood!)
- Kills: A bird and 2 dragon flies on the windshield.
- Suicidal Tendencies: had to talk driver out of driving us off a few different ledges in the Badlands!
- More Suicide: bugs on the windshield obscuring photo-ops. No matter how often we cleaned the windshield!

* Tourist Trap Town