Hard at Work

• Deadlines are wonderful, especially the whooshing sound they make when they go flying past.
• Reality checks can bounce.
• On the keyboard of life, keep one finger poised near the escape key.
• If you don't suffer from stress, then you probably are a carrier.
• If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
• Remember that, when the bosses talk about productivity, they never talking about themselves.
• There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when your boss asks for a ride home from work.
• You always are doing something marginal when the boss stops at your desk.