- Deadlines are wonderful, especially the whooshing sound they make when they go flying past.
- Reality checks can bounce.
- On the keyboard of life, keep one finger poised near the escape key.
- If you don't suffer from stress, then you probably are a carrier.
- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
- Remember that, when the bosses talk about productivity, they never talking about themselves.
- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when your boss asks for a ride home from work.
- You always are doing something marginal when the boss stops at your desk.
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