ODE TO CAFFEINE

OH, MY CAFFEINE,
HOW I LOVE THEE
THOU ART TO ME
THE SWEETEST NECTAR
I KNOWEST

TO THEE I SING
OF DIET PEPSI AND
CHOCOLATE STREAMS
OF LIFE GIVING
SWEETNESS

OF THEE I SAY
‘OH! THAT I MAY
DRINK OF YOUR
WONDERFUL ENGERY!
THAT I MAY SUSTAIN LIFE
(IN ADDITION TO THE BIBLE)’

OH, MY SWEET CAFFEINE
OF THEE I TELL WONDERS
THOU GOVEST ME LOOPY-NESS
THAT I MAY CONCERN MY FRIENDS
OF MY SANITY

MY JOB SUFFERS WITHOUT THEE,
OH CAFFEINE!
COME TO ME!
I LOVE THEE!

* Please note: I do not drink Diet Pepsi. I wrote this for a friend who does...